Sound familiar?
You're not alone. Nearly half of UK managers handle HR without any formal training, and 73% list compliance as their number one stressor. No wonder it's the problem that keeps getting pushed to the bottom of the list.
Big agencies give you cookie-cutter policies. HR people who hide behind jargon. DIY advice from Google that misses your culture and your risks. I'm different. I cut through the noise, show you your options, and guide you safely through — whatever the situation.
How I can help
Got a problem right now? I'll step in and sort it.
Your HR department — without the payroll cost.
More ways to work with me
Why work with me?
Plain English, always. You'll know where you stand, what your options are, and what the risks look like.
I lay out your choices — you stay in control. I'm your adviser, not your boss.
We work towards the result you actually want, not just "following procedure" for the sake of it.
Nearly 25 years across businesses of every size. I know the law and how to apply it practically.
When a grievance lands or an absence spirals, you can't afford to wait. I respond quickly.
Whatever the situation, you can be honest with me. I've seen it all — nothing shocks me.
A 90-day group programme for SME owners and managers who want to handle HR with confidence — not crossed fingers. Small groups, live coaching, 1:1 support, and a toolkit you keep for life.
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What clients say
The HR Mastermind has allowed me to recruit better staff first time and given me the tools to recognise the possible red flags at an early stage and deal with them effectively.
Warren Coates
General Manager, Leodis Stair Lifts
The HR Mastermind was so good that I have put other members of my team through it as well. That's how good it is.
Pippa Ridley
etempa
Emma gives you straight answers, no flannel. She knows her stuff inside out and makes what feels complicated seem completely manageable.
Simon Robertson
SME Business Owner
Having Emma on hand means I sleep better at night. Whatever comes up, there's someone I can call who'll tell me exactly what to do.
Judith Mawtus
Business Owner
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I'm Emma Armytage — The HR Goddess.
Nearly 25 years in HR, from major high-street retailers to family-run SMEs. Practical, no-nonsense support that protects your business without overcomplicating it.