About Emma

I've Been Called Many Things.
"The HR Goddess" Stuck.

I'm Emma Armytage — and I help small business owners stop losing sleep over their people problems.

Emma Armytage — The HR Goddess
  • Nearly 25 years in HR
  • CIPD qualified
  • Major retailers to family SMEs
  • Based in Yorkshire
  • Working across the UK
  • Founder, The HR Goddess
  • Creator, The HR Mastermind

My story

How I Got Here

I've spent nearly 25 years in HR — from major high-street retailers to family-run businesses with a handful of staff. I've handled everything from mass redundancy programmes to that awkward "someone keeps stealing lunch from the fridge" conversation. Nothing phases me. Honestly, nothing.

The businesses that needed HR help the most were the ones least able to access it.

Along the way, I noticed a pattern. The businesses that needed HR support most urgently — the small ones, the growing ones, the ones where the owner is doing everything — were the ones who couldn't get it. Big consultancies were too expensive and too generic. Online templates were too risky. And Google, and now AI? Don't get me started.

So I set up The HR Goddess to be the thing I wished existed when I was working with SMEs: practical, straight-talking, affordable HR support from someone who actually gives a damn about your business.

I'm based in Yorkshire, I work with businesses across the UK, and I tell it like it is. If you want someone who'll nod along and tell you what you want to hear, I'm probably not your person. But if you want someone who'll steer you safely through the messy stuff and fight for your business like it's her own? That's exactly what I do.

How I work

What I'm About

Straight-talking

No jargon, no waffle. I explain things clearly and give you honest advice — even when it's not what you were hoping to hear. You'll always know exactly where you stand.

Practical first

Everything I do is designed to be usable today. Templates you can pick up and use. Advice you can act on immediately. Not 40-page reports that gather dust on a shelf.

Commercially aware

I understand that you're running a business, not a charity. Every recommendation I make is balanced against what's realistic, affordable, and proportionate for a business your size.

In your corner

When things go sideways with staff, you need someone calm, experienced, and firmly on your side. However messy it gets — that's me. I've seen it all, and I'm not going anywhere.

Everything I offer

How I Can Help You

Whether you need someone on call for an urgent situation, want to build your HR foundations properly, or are ready to get your whole team up to speed — there's a way to work with me that fits.

What clients say

Don't Just Take My Word For It

“
The HR Mastermind has allowed me to recruit better staff first time and given me the tools to recognise the possible red flags at an early stage and deal with them effectively.

Warren Coates

General Manager, Leodis Stair Lifts

“
The HR Mastermind was so good that I have put other members of my team through it as well. That's how good it is.

Pippa Ridley

etempa

“
Emma gives you straight answers, no flannel. She knows her stuff inside out and makes what feels complicated seem completely manageable.

Simon Robertson

SME Business Owner

“
Having Emma on hand means I sleep better at night. Whatever comes up, there's someone I can call who'll tell me exactly what to do.

Judith Mawtus

Business Owner

Fancy a Chat?

No hard sell, no obligation. Just an honest conversation about what's going on in your business and how I can help.

Emma Armytage

Emma Armytage — The HR Goddess

Based in Yorkshire. Working with businesses across the UK.

07973 531589  |  [email protected]